The Magna Carta that wasn't and the Greatest Knight who was.

It is partly a tale of myth-making and derring-do. And this is a narrative, as all histories are, and other narratives are available. I have tried hard to rescue it from dry lists of Kings and dates. I have tried hard to rescue it from dry lists of Kings and dates. I know the illustrations are sub-standard. Frankly, they are sometimes just there to break up scrolling text and there were no paparazzi photographers around at the time. The contemporary drawings are mostly from the chronicler Matthew Paris but others are down to my amusement at what can be dredged up in an AI image search.
You might recall King John as the malevolent ruler whose baronial henchman, the Sheriff of Nottingham, was outwitted by Robin Hood, a stout yeoman archer whose crime was helping himself to the natural riches of the 'Royal Forests’.
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A postcard from the DRC. |
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Among other things, the Norman Conquest changed the land law. Up until then both the powerful families and better-off folk in England could own land, but were obliged to contribute to the common weal when called upon to do so. In contrast, William the Conqueror, (or William the Bastard as he was known then), declared that he owned the land and could do what he wanted with it. Because ne needed to keep his Barons onside, he gave them large chunks to use, lease and tax as they saw fit.

A lot of that land, money and manpower were his Barons, They weren't in thrall to him, regarding him as the first among equals rather than an absolute overlord, so they were understandably unimpressed with the turn of events.
The Barons 'Bus Tour' Team Photo |
The legal and political rights of the oiks were not uppermost in the minds of anyone of importance, but they weren’t too happy either. Generally, the Normans had chosen not to interfere with the ‘Ancient Customs’ and Common Laws of the English as long as these didn’t get in their way. So the penalty for nabbing your neighbour's chicken or tipping the scales when he purchased turnips, went unchanged.
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Arguably, the most powerful, respected and feared of them was William the Marshall, the Earl of Pembroke and the hero of my tale. He was born a comparatively lowly member of the Anglo-French aristocracy but rose to become the ‘Greatest Knight in Christendom’. Not my words, but the judgement of the Archbishop of Canterbury, Stephen Langton. You can't argue with an Archbishop. At a time when 'keeping your head' was less of an admonition than an aspiration, he had served and survived five squabbling kings, added a talent for diplomacy to his formidable martial reputation and generally scaled the aristocratic ladder. The connecting thread here was his loyalty to the Crown and whoever legitimately wore it.

William had suffered parenting that wouldn’t pass muster with Social Services nowadays. When a boy of around five, during internecine fighting over the Crown within the preceding Blois dynasty, the King abducted William to use as a hostage to force his Dad, who supported Mrs King, to surrender a chunky castle at Newbury, Failing which, he kindly offered to return him, but less kindly said he would do it with a siege catapult. Dad dismissed the threat, reputedly by standing on the battlements and waving his wedding tackle at the besiegers. There were plenty more sons where that one came from! Reputedly the King relented after his brother, a Bishop, suggested that child-hurling wasn't woke.
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Medieval Siege Trebuchet |
William was reared as a knight, mostly in France, and did the things that an armoured Ronaldo of the knightly world should do, going on Crusades, winning hundreds of tournaments and doing lots of smoting and smiting. Not being wealthy, he served as a mercenary for a while and, during one of the seemingly never-ending spats between claimants to the English throne, became allegedly the first person to beat Richard the Lionheart in a straight fight.
Richard was John’s brother and preceded him as King. William spared him, which wasn’t forgotten, and ended up serving as a bodyguard to Richard and John's Mum, Eleanor of Aquitaine, earning her thanks for saving her from a kidnapping.

William’s relationship with John proved tricky but it survived, mainly because he was an almost essential ally. It helped that he now had some aristocratic standing and resources, having inherited the title of Marshal of England, an administrative rather than military role, and acquired the lucrative Earldom of Pembroke through marriage.
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Earl William at Pembroke Castle |
The upshot was that he was sufficiently trusted by John and feared enough by everyone else to play a key role in persuading John to accept that, if he wanted to remain King in the face of the Baron's anger, he would need to accept the terms of an agreement. These were embodied in the Charter, drafted by Langton who, as Archbishop, was nominally disinterested. John agreed to its terms, even though he probably had his fingers crossed. In short, without William, there would probably never have been the Charter that is now (erringly- I’ll come to that) referred to as the Magna Carta.
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Runnymede Today. Don't go. |
Thus to Runnymede, a place convenient for those involved. I don’t suggest you visit. These days, it would be a nice enough Thameside spot if it wasn't bisected by a very busy road. Anyway, no one is quite sure of just where the Charter was signed. It is unlikely to have been where (if you look carefully) you can find the scruffy old marker stone, and almost certainly wasn’t on the site of the more recent and classically pompous memorial, commissioned by American lawyers. My bet is that it was held on a nearby island in the Thames, simply because it is known that this was used for a Royal Parley in 1217.
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The Memorial. Tasteless. |
I want to do three things here. Firstly, to look at what it actually said and did, because I just love to debunk some of the stuff we were taught as kids. Secondly, to pay tribute to the remarkable iron-gloved hero who played an outsize role in creating this wobbly stepping stone on England's political journey.
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Script Extract from Magna Carta |
As you can see from the pic above, this iconic ‘English’ document, which was negotiated in French, is written in a Latin shorthand. You can find an English translation online if you look hard enough. The references to rights for 'freemen' are often taken as referring to all men and maybe even women. That is misleading. 'Freemen' were landowners and the vast majority of the common folk were serfs and villeins who did not own any land.
Sadly, this idea that landowners had a more tangible stake in the country and should thus enjoy political and legal rights denied to others, persisted afterwards for centuries. Beyond that, if you read it you will find that it adds little to the protections already enjoyed by the man on the Clapham omnicart before John turned up. (Dear American readers. No, I am not translating that, or any other local colloquialisms, or the Latin).
There was, however, a useful rollback on the extension of Royal Forests declared by John and other various associated ‘evil customs’. Robin Hood got his way even if by that time he was too dead to enjoy it. Beyond that, quite a bit was antithetical to the interests of the common folk, for example a ban on building weirs on the main rivers. They wanted fish, but the landowners wanted unconstrained navigation.
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Nothing for Baldrick |
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William, as imagined by AI |
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Local Court |
In summary, the Charter was about protecting the Barons' rights against the King and about the property rights of people wealthy enough to own property. It was not focused on those of the common people, although it did perhaps play a role in preventing the erosion of the long-standing rights that they already enjoyed.
In any case, it all amounted to a storm in a teacup. After a few months, John reneged on the Charter, and appealed to the ultimate authority of the pointy-headed Pope Innocent III, who promptly annulled it and excommunicated the Barons who had also signed it, a punishment that if not rescinded meant eternal fire and damnation in a place with no oiks to do the nasty work and no pubs.
Note my referring to it here as the 'agreement' or 'Charter'. This wasn't just my usual sloppy editing. In fact, the document wasn't referred to at the time as the Magna Carta, but as the 'Articles of the Barons’ or the 'Charter of Runnymede'. And it certainly wasn't considered to be a big deal in constitutional terms, either at the time or in several centuries that followed. No bells were rung when it was signed or abandoned. Almost four centuries later, when Shakespeare wrote his play 'King John', he never mentioned it.
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Pope Innocent III |
John's U turn was the last straw for the infuriated Barons, who promptly cast about for an alternative and more sympathetic monarch. Their head-hunters (the job wasn't advertised) recommended King Philip, who was by all accounts a thoroughly decent chap. You might recall that John's mum was Eleanor of Aquitaine. I didn't mention then that she had previously been married to Philip and, being of a flighty disposition, had cuckolded him. So he might have been a bit miffed, but it transpired that he wasn't keen keen on the job, seeing trouble ahead and having other fish to fry.
His son Louis had no such scruples and, fancying a crown of his own, rose to the bait, ignored paternal disapproval, and invaded England, securing most of the South East except Dover Castle, which was as dominant then as it is today. Dover held for John which inconvenienced Louis, but beyond that he quickly found himself in control of a large swathe of the country, from London to Lincoln. He was then declared (but not crowned) King, a 'title' he held for around a year. For John, the situation was bleak.
The English are not immune to the long tradition of histories being concocted to flatter nations egos. Our history books do not dwell on these events. At school, they told us that Hastings marked the last invasion of England. They also ignored the successful Dutch invasion of 1688, of which more later.
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William. Based on his effigy |
William had three objectives. Firstly, to persuade some of the deserting Barons that they would be actually better off under the boy King born in England, and with him as ‘primus inter pares’, than as part of a French satrapy. Secondly, to beat Louis and, if he could do that, thirdly, to find a new basis of agreement between the Crown and those Barons.
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Young King Henry |
Some of the Barons did indeed change sides, their loyalties were flexible. They might reasonably conclude that rule from Paris might not be altogether jolly and hope that, in the absence of John, their rights might be restored and the lands recovered. Motives would have varied. Whatever, the forces following William and loyal to young Henry rallied and grew. A bit.
William rallied the coalition of the willing. In the war that followed, there were two key moments.
The first was the Battle of Lincoln, a walled city with an imposing castle, so there were effectively two sets of walls. Louis' forces, led by the Count of Perche (who was William’s cousin!) were within the city walls and besieging the garrison in the castle. The Castellan was a redoubtable lady in her sixties, Nicolaa De La Haye. Maybe William was spurred on by the idea of rescuing a damsel in distress?
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Now aged 70, an age way beyond the average life expectancy at the time, he led a relief force. These were not huge armies; armour and horses were expensive and battles were very literally 'up close and personal'. Leading from the rear wasn't William's style. Some say he climbed the city walls in full armour. Respect! The image is appealing but is it credible? He certainly led from the front and fighting in full armour must have required huge strength, but beyond that it probably helps when you have a friendly biographer.
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If you have ever been to Lincoln you will know that it sits atop a hill. The main access is and was up a steep and narrow road across the river and through the imposing South Gate.
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Matthew Paris on Lincoln |
In the ferocious close fighting that followed, Louis' army were forced down the hill on the narrow road, where their superior numbers gave them little advantage. They were routed and slaughtered. The Count of Perche was amongst the slain.
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A chastened Louis scarpered back to London. At this point, he needed supplies and reinforcements. The job of ferrying those over was entrusted to a fleet led by another wonderful character, Eustace the Monk, a cross-dressing pirate and mercenary with, according to the social media of the age, a reputation for farting and blaming it on his saddle.
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Eustace Defeat : Matthew Paris |
This proved to be William’s swansong as a warrior and diplomat. Not long after he retired to his castle in Caversham Park on the Thames at Reading where he died aged about 73. The Park is still there but the Castle is long gone. Now, you can find his tomb and (WW2 bomb-damaged) effigy in the Temple Church, between the Strand and the Thames in London. Again, go see.
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William the Marshall : Effigy |
Through the ages, Charters of this sort have been periodically amended and reissued. After William died and his regency ended, doubts were raised about the legality of both the 1215 and 1219 documents as they were seen to have been sealed under duress rather than voluntarily. So in 1225 King Henry, who was by all accounts a much more affable character than his Father, King John, reissued the Charter on his own volition, in a ceremony witnessed by a vast number of barons, clergy and others of all grades. That passed as the popular vote in those days. Without William, I doubt that Henry would have been in a position to do any of this.
The 1225 Charter, and not the 1215 and 2019 Charters, took the substantive step towards the political reconciliation that was subsequently regarded as a pillar of what passes in England for a constitutional settlement. Where reference is still made in legal codes to specific provisions originating from this period, they are mostly drawn from a still later (1297) re-framing of it. The King at the time was Edward 1st. He permitted it to be confirmed in Parliament so it became law so that Parliamentary consent would needed for any changes.
If you want to see it, there are copies in the 1215 Charter in the British Library in London and the the Cathedrals of Salisbury and Lincoln. The London copy is pictured shown below. It isn't always on display and at February 2025 the version shown there is version sealed by Henry in 1225. The Salisbury copy, written in oak gall ink, is reputedly the best. Copies of the later (and I would suggest more important) issues of the Charter can be found in Durham, Oxford, Hereford and elsewhere.
The Charter of Runnymede (Magna Carta) 1215
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There is a problem with historical narratives insofar as they often focus on events or the tides rather than the currents of change. That is the case here. In summary, the Charter is best seen as a milestone in the long debate about the role of Kings and the relationships between the Crown, the aristocracy, the populace and eventually the colonies. This started long before the Norman invasion and has continued to this day despite the occasional need for the Monarch to be forcefully reminded of it.

I have argued that the myths about the 1215 Charter have proved more influential than the document itself. Since then, its provisions have since been misquoted, misinterpreted and stretched beyond breaking point to justify everything from Brexit in the UK to aversion to vaccination, taxes and government generally in the USA. Only the Old Testament matches it as a dodgy source to refer to in an argument.
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Unreliable Evidence |
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Beheading of Charles II |
And of course it has since reappeared in many places to support odd claims such as the silly attempts to circumvent restrictions during Covid. (Stand up Ms Quin of Quin Blakely Hairdressers in Bradford)
In particular, the idea that, In England, the King was subject to the law, was not new, albeit contested. The phrase 'no taxation without representation' does not appear in the 1215 Charter where the only support for the concept might be a reference to the need for the consent of the Barons and a few others to any 'scutage', which was a payment made in lieu of rendering military service in times of war. There was no wider application to the various duties and tithes that might affect the population at large or for that matter any wider notions about constitutional liberties. In England, these had to wait for a few hundred years.
At the same time, and perhaps more importantly, it moved the Anglo Norman aristocracy closer to being 'Anglo' rather than 'Norman'. In this sense, William played a huge part in creating the context within which a unique English polity could evolve and saved us from more than French rule, law, snails and smelly cheese. Also any sense of style.
History credits Nelson with a similar job, but for me William was his equal and, in the ultimate Londoner’s accolade, a real Tasty Geezer. He deserves a column as well. Maybe he could replace the Duke of York on Carlton House Terrace. After all, he is only really remembered for starring in a nursery rhyme!